The brave adventurer Mizuc was adventuring across Middle-earth, once the battleground of The Lord of the Rings. Along the thrilling journey of exploration, our hero encountered a female warrior who had tamed a giant white beast, a glamorous sorceress constantly munching on mysterious foods, a violent priest banished by the church with whispers of a dark underworld past, a terrifyingly natural wandering princess, a full-time mechanic turned overburdened part-time chef, and an ever-smiling merchant who aspired to join a non-profit, non-governmental organization.
Our hero and these six companions gathered in an old house haunted by ferocious monsters, swearing an oath to protect world peace together—by robbing everywhere. Wait, scratch that, by ransacking the homes of NPCs (which pretty much amounts to the same thing), and slaying all sorts of beasts along the way: feeding junk food to pigeon monsters, taming cat demons with ham sticks, and chasing sheep monsters in a pack (without ever catching them).
Yet one fateful day, struck by the stealthy HYGGE magic unleashed by the Dark Lord, all seven fell into a stupor of nightly drunkenness and perpetual feasting. In the end, they were vanquished by the monsters, burdened with heavy debts. Only the brave hero was left alone to board an ancient ferry adorned with rainbow wings, setting sail toward the northern continent for another grand looting adventure.
THE END
…As if!
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